Moving House

25 Responses

1. kisstheirish05

   2009 Sep 11 1

   LOL sperm donor huh …
   LOL sperm donor huh. Think highly of yourself huh.

2. ebbington

   2009 Sep 11 2

   I have the perfect …
   I have the perfect condo downtown I own ,and a nice car. I’m young and driven. I’m also selfcentered and emotionally distant. I’m also rigid and hate wasting money on those “nice dinners”.

   When a girl looks at me, she is not looking at me…she is looking at a sperm donor for her future children.

   No thanks. Staying single.

3. jackthayer

   2009 Sep 11 3

   omg i am so glad …
   omg i am so glad i’m gay

4. ashestoyoursoul

   2009 Sep 11 4

   you sure are a …
   you sure are a retard if you believe everything you hear

5. ScissorsSC

   2009 Sep 11 5

   Holy ! This …
   Holy ! This is scary hahah

6. jbmacdowell

   2009 Sep 11 6

   Haha: “It was in …
   Haha: “It was in your TONE, Jake…”

7. MrJonathanNolan

   2009 Sep 11 7

   this is CLASSIC. so …
   this is CLASSIC. so freaking true.

8. Michopsychology

   2009 Sep 11 8

   I have an …
   I have an attraction to the girlfriend in blue. She looks like she really wants to move in with the guy. I don’t think she would leave him once it happened. It might be nice to have a girl want to be so close to me.

9. kaokengoku

   2009 Sep 11 9

   “It’s too soon” – ” …
   “It’s too soon” – “Ok.” – “Fine.” – “Fine then.”

10. jkqd14

    2009 Sep 11 10

    what the this …
    what the this video proves that the LIBERAL MEDIA has a PRO GIRLFRIEND bias!!! the medaia is PRO OBAMA AND PRO COMMUNIST AND PRO GIRLFRIEND I THINK THE ONION IS REAL BECAUSE IM RETARRDDDEEEEDDDD AHHHHHHH

11. Teranex

    2009 Sep 11 11

    Who will die first …
    Who will die first the girlfriend or the videogames lol.

12. Leadman1989

    2009 Sep 11 12

    retirement plan …
    retirement plan consist of finding a briefcase of money XD

13. nguyenvinhvx

    2009 Sep 11 13

    LOLZ!
    LOLZ!

14. nguyenvinhvx

    2009 Sep 11 14

    The moment she …
    The moment she saids “Hi, honey”, I know then, Jake’s screwed. Lol!

15. Gunriffun9mm

    2009 Sep 11 15

    Poor Jake got …
    Poor Jake got double teamed
    I feel for him even though it wasn’t real.
    Stay strong Jake-man, stay strong.

16. that0random0guy

    2009 Sep 11 16

    you just know the …
    you just know the boyfriend who was interviewed is gonna get it from his girlfriend when they meet up

17. Alexsteen

    2009 Sep 11 17

    Progirlfriend bias …
    Progirlfriend bias from the reporter

18. feowsh

    2009 Sep 11 18

    ha ha ha ha this is …
    ha ha ha ha this is one the best from The Onion. I love Andrea Bennett the anchorwoman, SO funny, TOO funny, rofl.

19. moepippy

    2009 Sep 11 19

    They watch too many …
    They watch too many movies

20. DXSXDXSXD

    2009 Sep 11 20

    lol so spoiled
    lol so spoiled

21. CubaRican908

    2009 Sep 11 21

    lol this describes …
    lol this describes my situation with my girl and me sense the first day i met her exactly its so funny if only i go back in time and stop her from moving in i would have money and a new car lol

22. Thisisthefuture100

    2009 Sep 11 22

    LOOL This is one of …
    LOOL This is one of the best

    the dialogs are soo funny

    “a study finds that most americans’ retirement plans consist of finding a briefcase of money”

    LOL

23. mynameisOrphan

    2009 Sep 11 23

    man this gives …
    man this gives boyfriends a bad name!

24. sorayacheryl

    2009 Sep 11 24

    Loved this!!
    Loved this!!

25. Chingsauce

    2009 Sep 11 25

    man what a .
    man what a .